Thanks for playing! All contestants receive a year’s supply of turtle wax, and a copy of our home game.
FYI We are not registered for gifts anywhere. We’ve been living together in the same house for 12 years, so we don’t need any cappuccino machines, bread makers, George Foreman Grills®, turnip twaddlers™, or crocheted toilet seat covers 🙃
If you’d like to contribute to our honeymoon fund, we’d appreciate it – mostly we’d like you to come and celebrate with us. Looking forward to seeing y’all there.
Love, Dirck & Mel